Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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