he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
