I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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