it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
