I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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