I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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