my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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