I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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