So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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