My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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