And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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