first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Randomize