Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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