Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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