Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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