Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My life is pants optional.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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