I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
