what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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