Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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