Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
