i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
they need to just BURY HIM!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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