K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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