I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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