STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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