Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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