ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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