lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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