Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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