Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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