Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She even gives head with a lisp.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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