super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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