are you still at the devil's house?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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