I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I didn't shave. On purpose
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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