What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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