I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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