she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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