Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Randomize
