curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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