your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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