Already got asked if we're dating
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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