I want to stick my p in your. b.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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