If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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