I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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