It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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