When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
My liver just had a heart attack.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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