Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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