they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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