it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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