I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Ambien. No doubt about it.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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