He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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