I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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