Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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