Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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