Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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